Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

You can tie a load down (on a trailer, truck, or car) and it stays down -- not only that, you can do it faster than those other guys.

Your front door has a zipper instead of a dead-bolt.

You get to that monday morning meeting at the office and can't remember which hand to shake.

You don't know how to cook for fewer than twelve.

You roast a mini-marshmallow on a paper clip over a candle; then put it on a golden graham with one chocolate chip, just to get the flavor.

You frequent the local thrift-shops in search of usable uniforms, although you already have more than you could ever wear.

You carry your own toilet paper everywhere you go.

At least half of your wardrobe is Khaki-Tan or Olive-Drab.

When the neighbor boy needs a new uniform, they come to you instead of the scout shop or thrift store

A keg party is where you serve home-made root beer.

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