Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

The MC at a fine-arts performance calls for a round of applause and you are the only one in the room whose clapping is done in a circle.

You didn't mind losing power to your house for three days. It would take at least two weeks for your portable light, cooking, heating, and cooling equipment to get tiresome.

You don't have to buy a pine scented air freshener for your car. The annual Christmas Wreath fundraiser leaves your car smelling pine-fresh all winter without need of artificial scents.

You don't have time for internet porn, because you are addicted to too many scouting websites.

Your local council doesn't offer a Jamboree travel package to your liking, so you call the neighboring five councils and join their contingent instead.

There are ten or more merit badges that you have instructed so many times that you have all your supplies and materials ready to teach them at a moments notice, and you have the requirements memorized for all of them.

You buy a Chevrolet Caprice strictly for the fleur-de-lis hood ornament.

You order a meal at a restaurant, or see a dish prepared on FoodNetwork, and think, "now how could I make this in a Dutch Oven?"

You are one of three scouters at your roundtable meetings that are older than the insignia on your uniform.

You and your boss attend the monthly Eagle Scout networking lunch together.

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