Scoutaholic
 

You might be a Scoutaholic if:

Your filing cabinet has 3 drawers of scouting files and only 1 drawer of personal files, or you have to buy a new file cabinet because the scout files are overflowing the existing one.

You spend more time doing scout paperwork, than balancing your checkbook.

Every time you go to the scout shop you a) answer another customers question, b) spend at least $30, c) tell the shop staff where to find something, and/or d) take at least 30 minutes to browse the same shelf you memorized last time you were in.

You've held your current scouting position longer than you have held your last three jobs.

The only book you have ever read was written by Robert Baden Powell.

You've spent years going to every training weekend they offer, but still spend 3 weekends a month doing leadership training.

Your scouts say things like, "You can't move until my little brother finishes his Eagle", and the little brother is only nine years old.

You have so many badges of office, that you can't possibly wear them all.

The next square knot you hope to earn a) will take twenty years to earn, and/or b) requires a life to be endangered so you can save them.

You know the age of all the neighbor boys by which scouting family they are involved with, and you can't remember the girls names, let alone their ages.

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